Plan made for the day? Insurances in place? Great. Good work! Now it’s time
to change out of your Schlumperklamotten and head outside to face the day head
on. You’re going to need to get appropriately dressed.
*WARNING! AUSLÄNDER! WARNING!* Outside is this thing called nature, nature is fickle and not to be
trusted! It dances to its own illogical, changeable tune. Best dress on the
safe side. You need – expensive outdoor clothing! After all, you’re going
outdoors, it’s called outdoor clothing, therefore it must be necessary.
At all times, you should be dressed for a minimum of three seasons. Get
some of those funky Jack Wolfskin shrousers, the trousers that zip off into
shorts.
If there is even the slightest possibility you may at some point leave
a pavement, be sure you are wearing high-quality hiking boots. The Germans
consider anything else an act of ankle suicide.